September 2009
4 posts
I'm moving out of state.
Late Night With Tyler is now at www.tylertingey.blogspot.com! Keep in touch.
Amyisms
My Aunt Amy is a woman of class, and serves as a “trophy mother” to society. One of my favorite traits that my Aunt Amy possesses is her tasteful use of made up names. Look at the chart below to find what made up name best applies to you! These names are scientifically described as “Amyisms”.
I know the chart is a little difficult to read- I did my best to try to blow it...
August 2009
4 posts
Can I tell you guys something?
You know when you have a twitch and it doesn’t go away for awhile so you tell someone to check out your twitch and then right when they look it stops and then you try to make it keep twitching but it doesn’t? I hate that.
Sincerely,
TT
Second Verse
It’s unfortunate how many songs I know that I can sing along to the first verse, air guitar all the guitar riffs, sing the chorus, sing the poorly thought out bridge that is in C#m when the rest of the song is in A#, and of course all the vamps of the final chorus. But when the second verse comes, I’m clueless. I’ve never been one to pay close attention to lyrics, or especially...
Spark Notes
My dear friend Dylan Self (www.dylanself.tumblr.com) brought up an interesting thought the other day. What if you could read your life on Spark Notes? I’ve never been a big user of the website since I got caught plagiarizing in 8th grade, but I can bet my life is a tad bit more interesting than Lord of the Flies (though I’ll admit, there’s nowhere near as much cloudy Christian...
July 2009
4 posts
“Eff blood.”
– Spencer D. Tingey- After reading the 10th Article of Faith in Sunday school
Supermassive waste of time
Those that know me well can tell you that I’m an avid Muse fan. I was looking at the track listing to their album Black Holes and Revelations and realized all of the song names imply really bad movie plots. Here’s some that I came up with…
This is how you remind me
Nickelback
Theory of a Deadman
3 Doors Down
Staind
Shinedown
Seether
Cold
Hinder
Creed
Saving Abel
Alter Bridge
Fuel
Puddle of Mudd
Crossfade
Evans Blue
Burn Season
Hurt
Dark New Day
Ra*
32 Leaves
Earshot
Flaw
Black Stone Cherry
Rev Theory
Jet Black Stare
Midnight to Twelve
Course of Nature
Tyler Tingey (Honeymoon Suite EP)
Bulletproof Messenger
One Less Reason
Under...
June 2009
4 posts
May 2009
5 posts
April 2009
8 posts
Medicul de Birou (or death and all his friends)
First things first- ‘Medicul de Birou’ is quite simply ‘The Doctor’s Office’ in Romanian. That Romanian Translator app on my phone was getting cob webs. It’s amazing how fast things stop being funny. And ‘death and all his friends’ is quite simply a Coldplay reference. It’s amazing how fast things stop being funny…
I went to the Medicul...
“If they fall- they will fall from Rock.”
– Spencer D. Tingey while putting some vases on his bass amp.
It Doesn't Maeder How Well You Know Him
Jules Cruz spotted this look-alike while High School Musical was playing on a bus we were on. And might I just say…this is fantastic.
...Fair Enough
Girl: I hate that all the bands on the radio sound the exact same.
Tyler: Yeah, seriously. What's your favorite band?
Girl: Hinder.
March 2009
19 posts
“I’m taking this rock with me.”
– Spencer D. Tingey, as he was leaving Kakariko Village, and about to cross Hyrule Field in order to get the eye drops for the giant Goron at the top of Death Mountain…to get the Bigoron Sword and eventually begin to save Princess Ruto.
“She says what I feel.”
– Spencer D. Tingey while listening to Teardrops On My Guitar, by Taylor Swift.
The Taste You Can See
Student I: This is Mr. Crowther. He sees EVERYTHING that goes on in the choir room.
Mr. Crowther: (has hand up to mouth hinting that students should improve their 'ah' vowel)
Student II: But can he see why kids love the cinnamony swirls of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Mr. Crowther: Does it have messa di voce?
Student II: Flat your 5th, 4th and 7th, you F#dim!
Coronado Performing Arts Program: Cinnamon Toast Crunch! The taste you can see!
Loyalty, Solidity, and Porcelain
I know the question that isn’t on anyone’s mind. And I have an answer. Yes, I am seeing someone. Her name is Roxanne, and she means the world to me. She’s showed me that friendship only needs three things: loyalty, solidity, and porcelain. This friday I took the day easy and spent my time with her. I got some pictures along the way for tabloid purposes. TMZ is going to have a cow...
February 2009
26 posts
“The wind is an enemy to my hair.”
– Spencer D. Tingey -2/25/09 after calling shot-gun to his own car. I may be the only one that thinks this is funny…