Welcome to Tyler’s Freaking Lodge! Conveniently located in a place that looks like Tyler’s bathroom, Tyler’s Freaking Lodge provides a number of activities for the entire family such as Lodge Ball, and the viewing of Lodgrey Hepburn films! Tyler’s Freaking Lodge is heavily guarded by his closet’s top of the line army men and indians. The only down fall to this luxurious homestead would be the bug problem. Massive spiders often eat the visitors of the lodge. We refer to these spiders as Ranchulas*. The Freaking Lodge is equipped with dozens of vending machines- all of which only carry Cool Ranch Dorito’s. You’re welcome. Here at TFL, we value the feeling of intimacy. That’s why we provide our very own milk. What makes this special is that our milk provider also fights crime! He prefers to be called the Milk Spectre. We greatly look forward to your stay at Tyler’s Freaking Lodge. We have a saying here: If you are a remotely happy upper/middle class citizen, then your life could use farm-uch more! We pledge to make your stay a memorable experience via only employing plastic employees. Something, Tyler Tingey (CEO & Property Coordinator) —————————— * Luckily, the Stimulus Package includes 56 billion dollars dedicated to the taming and study of Ranchulas.

Welcome to Tyler’s Freaking Lodge!

Conveniently located in a place that looks like Tyler’s bathroom, Tyler’s Freaking Lodge provides a number of activities for the entire family such as Lodge Ball, and the viewing of Lodgrey Hepburn films!

Tyler’s Freaking Lodge is heavily guarded by his closet’s top of the line army men and indians. The only down fall to this luxurious homestead would be the bug problem. Massive spiders often eat the visitors of the lodge. We refer to these spiders as Ranchulas*.

The Freaking Lodge is equipped with dozens of vending machines- all of which only carry Cool Ranch Dorito’s. You’re welcome.

Here at TFL, we value the feeling of intimacy. That’s why we provide our very own milk. What makes this special is that our milk provider also fights crime! He prefers to be called the Milk Spectre.

We greatly look forward to your stay at Tyler’s Freaking Lodge. We have a saying here: If you are a remotely happy upper/middle class citizen, then your life could use farm-uch more! We pledge to make your stay a memorable experience via only employing plastic employees.

Something,

Tyler Tingey (CEO & Property Coordinator)

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* Luckily, the Stimulus Package includes 56 billion dollars dedicated to the taming and study of Ranchulas.