BREAKING NEWS: Tyler’s Freaking Lodge has fallen victim to a terrorist attack This morning at 11a.m Tyler’s Freaking Lodge was attacked in what seems to be a terrorist related act. After sobbing with his fake dog Roxanne for an hour and a half, CEO and Property Coordinator Tyler Tingey said the following: “I came home from school and there it was. My entire enterprise collapsed on the floor. It’s just amazing to me that there’s people out there willing to kill so many innocent army men and indians. You know, it just kind of makes you think twice about what you have because you never know when its going to be gone.” Our prayers are with Tyler and his surviving staff on this day. In response to the attack, congress has passed a bill to increase the fund to the study of Ranchullas by another 33 billion dollars.

BREAKING NEWS: Tyler’s Freaking Lodge has fallen victim to a terrorist attack

This morning at 11a.m Tyler’s Freaking Lodge was attacked in what seems to be a terrorist related act. After sobbing with his fake dog Roxanne for an hour and a half, CEO and Property Coordinator Tyler Tingey said the following:

“I came home from school and there it was. My entire enterprise collapsed on the floor. It’s just amazing to me that there’s people out there willing to kill so many innocent army men and indians. You know, it just kind of makes you think twice about what you have because you never know when its going to be gone.”

Our prayers are with Tyler and his surviving staff on this day. In response to the attack, congress has passed a bill to increase the fund to the study of Ranchullas by another 33 billion dollars.