Oh choir trips, how I love thee. First of all let me just let you know that the picture above is of a cat doing its thang on Newport Beach. My animal photography skills have Planet Earth running for its life. The Anaheim trip was a success on a number of levels. Yes, it’s totes fun to go away and get your Disneyland on. And gotta love those high superior scores! But what will make this trip memorable is that I found my place at Coronado. Up to this point it has been a little cloudy to me why I am where I am. I’ve always enjoyed myself, but you know what they say: The grass is always greener in…Green Valley? Being in Green Valley has its perks, and while they are plentiful, being where I am gives me what I need. Lets look at it this way: In my case alone, Green Valley could be compared to Captain Crunch Berries, and Coronado could be compared to Abby’s Grapenut Cereal. Heaven knows I love Captain Crunch Berries, but I’m better off going with Abby’s Grapenut Cereal because it has the vitamins and minerals and…grass that I need to carry me throughout my day. Now normally in real life, there’s no way I would touch Abby’s Grapenut Cereal, but in this case I’m all about the Grapenut Cereal. Not to mention it has a mineral called Jules that nourishes one’s soul. I’m convinved that mineral is the most important ingredient to my health. And I heard they are making Grapenut Cereal with 0 trans-Jules starting Fall 2009. Why they would do such a thing is beyond me. I’m well aware that I’d be having the time of my life eating Captain Crunch Berries. But so far I’ve been able to read the back of the box every single day and even more solidify my friendships I have with all the games and optical illusions while I eat my Grapenut Cereal, which is more than I could ask for. And as we all know, the back of the box is the best part anyway right? This has been ‘The Worst Metaphors of All Time’ with Tyler Tingey.

Oh choir trips, how I love thee.

First of all let me just let you know that the picture above is of a cat doing its thang on Newport Beach. My animal photography skills have Planet Earth running for its life.

The Anaheim trip was a success on a number of levels. Yes, it’s totes fun to go away and get your Disneyland on. And gotta love those high superior scores! But what will make this trip memorable is that I found my place at Coronado. Up to this point it has been a little cloudy to me why I am where I am. I’ve always enjoyed myself, but you know what they say: The grass is always greener in…Green Valley?

Being in Green Valley has its perks, and while they are plentiful, being where I am gives me what I need. Lets look at it this way: In my case alone, Green Valley could be compared to Captain Crunch Berries, and Coronado could be compared to Abby’s Grapenut Cereal. Heaven knows I love Captain Crunch Berries, but I’m better off going with Abby’s Grapenut Cereal because it has the vitamins and minerals and…grass that I need to carry me throughout my day. Now normally in real life, there’s no way I would touch Abby’s Grapenut Cereal, but in this case I’m all about the Grapenut Cereal. Not to mention it has a mineral called Jules that nourishes one’s soul. I’m convinved that mineral is the most important ingredient to my health. And I heard they are making Grapenut Cereal with 0 trans-Jules starting Fall 2009. Why they would do such a thing is beyond me. I’m well aware that I’d be having the time of my life eating Captain Crunch Berries. But so far I’ve been able to read the back of the box every single day and even more solidify my friendships I have with all the games and optical illusions while I eat my Grapenut Cereal, which is more than I could ask for. And as we all know, the back of the box is the best part anyway right?

This has been ‘The Worst Metaphors of All Time’ with Tyler Tingey.